Singapore City

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE
WHERE…

…research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world.


(Myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting
lines)

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE
WHERE…

…queueing is a national pastime



SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE…
……schooling is a harrowing experience


(For the parents)

SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE…
…93% of the population are literate.
The remaining 7% can be found in cinemas:


And on public transport:


SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE…
…social unrest is unheard of


(Except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved)

UnIqUe

YOU ARE SPECIAL!
Just
what is a Singaporean?

How can a Singaporean be defined?
We proudly present the traits.

WE HAVE TO BE
NUMBER 1

It’s
almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.



WE ARE
BIG-HEARTED


We don’t think twice when donating fat cheques
to disaster victims abroad.
But it’s a different story with Flag Days at home.


WE FEEL FOR
OTHER SINGAPOREANS

We may not know each other;
but when disaster strikes our fellow men,
we share their anguish.



WE HAVE GREAT
FORESIGHT

The
authority says, “Plan early for retirement.”
We always plan ahead…


WE LOVE FOOD
Brought about by the vast variety of grub
in our multi-cultural melting pot.



WE ARE
LAW-ABIDING

Well, most of us are, anyway.
Those wayward few face a certain punishment
which is also unique to us…


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