Monthly Archive: March 2009

How To Know Whether A Man Is A Virgin

A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.

Daughter, when you’re in KL and if you’re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements Mother set for you.

You must find a man that is ‘faithful’, not ‘spendthrift’ and must be a virgin’. With these advice from her mother, t he girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to her kampung to get her mother’s blessings to marry.

“Mother, I’ve met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around”. Isn’t that being faithful?”.

Her mother nodded in agreement.

“Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that! in order not to spend too much, we shared one room only”. “Isn’t he not spendthrift guy?”

For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

“And finally mum…, I know he is a virgin”.

“How did you know he is still a virgin?” The mother asked with repetition.

“MMM…his ‘that one’ is still New……wrapped up in plastic, mum!”

How To Know Whether A Man Is A Virgin

A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.

Daughter, when you’re in KL and if you’re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements Mother set for you.

You must find a man that is ‘faithful’, not ‘spendthrift’ and must be a virgin’. With these advice from her mother, t he girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to her kampung to get her mother’s blessings to marry.

“Mother, I’ve met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around”. Isn’t that being faithful?”.

Her mother nodded in agreement.

“Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that! in order not to spend too much, we shared one room only”. “Isn’t he not spendthrift guy?”

For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

“And finally mum…, I know he is a virgin”.

“How did you know he is still a virgin?” The mother asked with repetition.

“MMM…his ‘that one’ is still New……wrapped up in plastic, mum!”

Do I Adore Cristiano Ronaldo?

A new friend of mine from facebook asked me this question. He said that all Manchester United’s fans adore Cristiano Ronaldo.

I do not admire him very much. Congratulation to him for scoring 42 goals last season, but he won’t be scoring that much this season. Congratulations to him for being named FIFA World Footballer of the Year, Ballon d’Or for the European Footballer of the Year, Football Writers’ Player of the Year, PFA Player of the Year and FifPro World Player of the Year; but he won’t be getting all that again next year.

If I’m Sir Alex Ferguson, I would sell him at the end of this season if the price is right. I won’t accept offers less than £100 million (rumours said that Real Madrid is willing to shell out 85 million Euros for him). I think Manchester City will spend more than that for the Portugal star. Then I will give Luís Carlos Almeida da Cunha (Nani), Park Ji-Sung and Zoran Tosic a chance to be the next Player of the Year.

Anyway, I still think Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Kaka, Lionel Messi and Fernando Torres last season. I dare say that the 3 can’t score 42 goals in a season.

Cristiano Ronaldo goals statistics (2007/08):
English League – 31 goals/34 games
Cup – 3/3
League Cup – 0/0
Europe – 8/11
Other – 0/1
Total – 42 goals/49 games

Lionel Andrés Messi goals statistics (2007/08):
Spanish League – 10 goals/28 games
Europe – 6/9
Total – 16 goals/40 games

Fernando José Torres Sanz goals statistics (2007/08):
English League – 24 goals/33 games
Europe – 6/11
Total – 33 goals/46 games

Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite (Kaká) goals statistics (2007/08):
Italian League – 15 goals/30 games
Europe – 3/9
Total – 19 goals/41 games